Just woke up from a weird one.
I was in a sort of jungle area with two friends. No trees though, so its specifically the ground brush and terrain I'm calling jungle-ish. We were wearing camouflage, sat down.
I was trying to post a status to Facebook - something to do with suggesting all international disputes having to be resolved via asking Christ the Redeemer (as in the statue in Brazil) who was right.
At this point one of my friends, who appeared to be Pakistani, grabs my hand as I'm speaking and point at my arm, shouting "there's that spider"
A minute or so passes of me trying to fling the spider off me with the back of my hand in exactly the right way - seems to be something to do with a tracking device or being traced or something. Each time I fail, the spider runs onto me again and I try another time.
A satisfactory swipe occurs and I immediately wake up. Two immediate thoughts occur to me: 1) it's morning, so I did manage to get to sleep; 2) I think the spider I was just dreaming about is now bigger and climbing the wall in front of me quite quickly. Eyes unwavering from the spider, I turn the bedside light on.
There is no spider on the wall.